creative blossoms

Hello Everyone!

I have been convinced that I should share some of my writings with those at the Forum – so here is my first attempt.

Hardware = anything that you can hit with a hammer

Software = anything that you step in and it squishes all around your boots

Modem = what you do to lawns

Keyboard = where you hang the truck keys

Windows = what you shut when when its below 40 degrees or open when its above 60 degrees

Log On = what one says to put wood in a fire that's made to keep area heated

Hard Drive = Getting home or to a job when traffic is backed up

Micro-chips = what are left in mulch bag after big chips are gone

Download = the unloading of tools or plants off the truck

Megahertz = what you get when you're not careful unloading truck

Memory = what a client looses when its time to pay

RAM = a Dodge truck

REM = what you put tires around

Upgrading = what you do to the soil

Please let me know if you found this enjoyable, my friends were saying that I was to serious at this Forum so this was a form of loosening up, let me know!

Perennially,